Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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