Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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