Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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