I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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