Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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