Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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