White coat. Heels.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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