doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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