Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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