I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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