I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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