I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
