i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just want to make out with him forever
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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