You work out of a Hotel?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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