D3 body, D1 cock
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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