The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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