I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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