Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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