Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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