He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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