I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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