she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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