nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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