She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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