Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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