Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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