She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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