Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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