Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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