i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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