Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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