I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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