just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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