I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dick very happy bro
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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