Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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