Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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