Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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