Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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