I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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