the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i think i have herpe
just one?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
