i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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