I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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