WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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