Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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