She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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