im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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