I bet he comes in French.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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