Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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