i don't like sucking hair
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I could make wine with my vomit
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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