the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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