Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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