I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
How external is "for external use only"?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
