I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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