Sponge bath it is.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
did i walk over a car last night?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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