You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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