Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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